Your name is Karkat Vantas and you are currently dead. In your timeline, you managed to reach god tier before meeting up with John and Jade. Unfortunately, you died heroically during one of your final battles, along with several of your other friends. You aren't sure what happened to all of them, but you've been running into what was at first a baffling amount of alternate versions of your MIA and dead friends.
AND I’M STILL HARDLY EVER ONLINE HERE. “YES!” CRIES THE CROWD(UNDOUBTEDLY MADE UP OF OTHERWORLDLY BEINGS WHO DELIGHT IN THE SHORTCOMINGS OF MORTALS) THAT VIEWS MY AFTERLIFE THROUGH SOME CELESTIAL, MAGICAL OBJECT. “WHAT A WONDERFUL THING HE HAS DONE WITH A BLOG CREATED TO PASS THE TIME AND AMUSE HIM! KARKAT IS A GENIUS(GODLY SARCASM)!”
MAYBE I SHOULD FILL MY QUEUE WITH MORE HUMAN WILL SMITH. AT LEAST THAT MAKES MY BLOG BEARABLE TO VIEW IN MY CONTINUOUS, ACCIDENTAL ABSENCE.
heirofconasked you:dude, i have a joke i need to tell you.
